COLT Mega Anal Vibrator Review

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I have run into men that can’t get enough. He’s insatiable and can take anything you dish out. Whether its a monster cock or toy, he enjoys the intense challenge that anal sex can provide. Some might say he is crazy. I refer to him affectionately as a size connoisseur. A search online will find a variety of men who enjoy anal penetration to the extreme. Some love fisting others prefer super sized dildos. Casual extremists love a good stretch. They often play alone. This adventurous man may have been the ideal person Calexotics wanted to please with the COLT Mega anal vibrator. There was no way my booty could take it. I had to open up my freak rolodex to find a friend that wanted a new adventure. With one call he was ready. I wanted to see how he would respond. This experience gave me a new appreciation for anal play.

The Product

The COLT Mega comes in a red , white and black clear case. ‘ Power Packed 10 Functions Plus 4 Speeds ‘ , ‘ Water Proof ‘ and the ‘ Colt Gear Logo ‘ are on the front. The back of the package has a ‘ 10 Function of intense vibration, pulsation and escalation, ‘ 4 independent speeds for each function ‘ , ‘ Hygienically Superior Silicone ‘ , ‘ Easy touch controller with LED ‘ , ‘ Hold for 3 seconds to turn on or off ‘ and ‘ Waterproof ‘ are in five languages. In small print on the bottom of the package are copyright informations, product registration and safety instructions. 4 AAA are required but not included . The COLT Mega is 6 inches in length and 2.25 inches in diameter.

How it Works

To enjoy the COLT Mega, insert 4 AAA batteries in the bottom of the toy. Apply a generous amount of JUS Lubricant along the toy and more to your anal region. Anal relaxer may be needed. Click the button on the bottom to use the vibration functions. There is another button that turns the toy off. After enjoyment, rinse off the COLT Mega and let it air dry. Remove the batteries and store in a cool location.

My Experience

I had no idea what was going to arrive this month from Calexotics. They had just come from a successful trade show with new offerings that had a special emphasis for men. I had taken the time to review every toy. There were so many things to choose from that I just didn’t know what I would receive. Upon opening the COLT Mega, I chuckled a bit. My booty wasn’t trained to take anything that big. My bro Eric would be given a challenge. I asked him to come over for some role play. He arrived with a mask in hand.

I didn’t want him to know what he was getting himself into. I laid him on the bed and placed the mask over his eyes. I put on his favorite erotic video. He would have the opportunity to enjoy the sounds. I cuffed him to my bed post. He was on his back with knees in the air.

While the sound of the erotic video turned him on, I opened the package and washed the COLT Mega. I placed the batteries in the bottom without an issue and opened a bottle of JUS Lubricant. I place a very large amount of lubricant on the device. I then began to tease Eric’s nipples with my tongue. I trace his muscles as I blew hot air on his body. I made my way down to his stomach. He was at attention. This was my fantasy, he was my submissive. With his legs raised in the air, I tasted his sweet center. He began to moan with delight. I explored his softness with the curiosity of a conquistador. Eric wrapped his legs around my head pushing me further inside him. I pushed his legs back and grabbed the bottle of JUS Lubricant.

In a hectic manner, I squirted the lubricant over his glistening rose bud, I made sure to insert as much as I could inside him. This wasn’t going to be a walk in the park. We were going to see if he could take it. I turned the COLT Mega on and rubbed the shaft of the anal vibrator against his sweetness. He began to moan. I teased him with the bulbous head. He knew what was coming next. He took a deep breath and I placed gentle pressure as I rotated the pleasure stick in circular motions as I inserted it. Turn by turn. Deeper and deeper it began to take over his body. I changed the setting. His center relaxed and I pushed the first bulb inside him.

His erection softened. I kissed between his thighs and pushed further. He submitted. His body welcomed the second bulb. I blew hot air on him and he invited the rest of the device. I let it stay there while I gave erotic attention to his softness. It rose to the occasion. His began to breathe faster. I wanted more for him. I quickly lubed the COLT Gear Man Butt Masturbator placed it on his dick stroking him while the Mega demanded his submission. His moans became screams of intense pleasure. He had reached his limit. I commanded him to release his lava. It erupted on his chest and my face. While he convulsed, I pushed the buttons on the bottom of the anal vibrator to different settings. His anal orgasms made the bed quake.

He had submitted to the challenge. While he remained tied up, I removed the COLT Mega and Man Butt. I cleaned them both and did the same to his body. He slept for an hour in that submissive posture. Once he awakened, I introduced him to the device. He asked for another round.

Pros

The COLT Mega is a power bottoms dream . It has a unique bulbous shape that gives three distinct feelings of pleasure while the vibration functions deliver serious buzz. The material is a sturdy and firm silicone. This material takes lube very well. The handle of the toy has an ergonomic grip that keeps it in place while it is being used. There is no worry about it slipping out. Careful attention was paid to label the on and off buttons. There is a lip at the the end of the insertable portion that keep the COLT Mega from sliding too far in your body.

Challenges

The COLT Mega is big. Although the package says that it has six insertable inches, the circumference gives you the stretch of your life. It starts at the largest diameter and tapers down as it enters your body. This is not a toy for newbies to anal pleasure. You will not be able to use it. A man that loves fisting and large dildos will enjoy the self pleasure aspect the COLT Mega provides. Adding batteries to the package could be a helpful addition since a large number of adult stores do not sell batteries. There is no information that gives directions on which lubricant to use. It is imperative to have this printed on the package.

The Decision

Whether experiencing solo pleasure or playing with a partner, the COLT Mega gives the ultimate anal sensation for men that want to feel a stretch. This powerful toy has a very bulbous head that will let you know who’s the boss. The graduated design provides a variety of stimulations before you turn on the powerful vibration features. Careful detail was provided to enjoy it would not slip out of your hands or slide to far inside your body. This gives the user comfort that they can relax and enjoy the sexual experience. The silicone material is waterproof and works well with water based lubricant. JUS Lubricant was used for this review. A beginner to anal exploration would be advised to start with the COLT Easy Flex Glider. It provides an intense anal orgasm. For the man that wants an anal vibrator for extreme sex, the COLT Mega provides the perfect mix of size, sensation and safety. I highly recommend this product to the leather and fisting community.

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